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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:23 am
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DEAR FORUM FRIENDS ND MEMBER....!!!!
MANE NOTE KEYA HA K ES FORUM MA KHAWATEEN KOI TOTKE BATA HE NAHE RAHEN TO PESH HA MERA APNA NASHTA BANANE KA TAREEKA.... :023:

UMEED HA AP SUB HANSENGE NAHE... BALKE KHOOB KILKELA KAR KEHKE LAGAENGE... :011:




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SUB SE PEHLE PESH HA EGG ND PARATE BANANE KA TAREKA...

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USKE LEYE JUST 1 EASY STEP HA...

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on Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:06 pm
BHAI BANJARA AP KE HAR BAAT TEEK HA DEAR ME APKA SHUKAR GUZAR HUN KE AP NE MERE GHEER MOJODGE ME MERE TARAF DARE KE ISI KEHTE HAIN EK BHAI KA FARZ


AUR SHAITAN BHAI YAR BANAJARA NE APKO BANDAR KAHA MUJE NAHE..... WESE BE HUME BE KAHA HO TO HUME IS SE KOI FARAK NAHE PARTA JAHAN SUB HUME ITNA PYAR DETE HON WAHAN EK BAAT PAR KESE DIL TANG KARLEN HUMM...???HUME JO BE AP SUB KAHEN HUME MANZOR HA PHIR CHAHYE WO BANDAR HE Q NA HO
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AUR BHAI MUSA APKO BARE HANSE ARAHE HA KHEER TO HA AGAR APKO HUMARE ASAL PEHCHAN JANNA HA TO KABHI RAAT KE ANDERE ME ZARUR AEYEGA SUB PATA CHAK JAEGA APKO

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on Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:57 am
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AUR SHAITAN BHAI YAR BANAJARA NE APKO BANDAR KAHA MUJE NAHE..... WESE BE HUME BE KAHA HO TO HUME IS SE KOI FARAK NAHE PARTA
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KIllergirls dear, tum kessy mery dost hu, banjara mujhy bundar

keh raha hai aur woh abhi chehuk bhi raha hai.

Kiya tumhen apny duty bhool gai hai. Tum ye bhool jao filhal

ke tumhara section sirf girls ko hi kill kerna hai, kabhi kabhi

tast change kerny keliey Banjara jessey awara-gardun ko bhi

apni funkari key jaohar dikhla diya kro.
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on Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:50 am
hahahaahah shaitan killer apna bacha hai muj ko marnay say pehlay khud mar jai ga [ filmy dialouge Tongue sticking chee]
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