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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:23 am
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DEAR FORUM FRIENDS ND MEMBER....!!!!
MANE NOTE KEYA HA K ES FORUM MA KHAWATEEN KOI TOTKE BATA HE NAHE RAHEN TO PESH HA MERA APNA NASHTA BANANE KA TAREEKA.... :023:

UMEED HA AP SUB HANSENGE NAHE... BALKE KHOOB KILKELA KAR KEHKE LAGAENGE... :011:




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on Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:58 pm
bahi to ker day ga haan mager dua karo kay babhi ko kuch pakana ata ho Tongue sticking chee
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on Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:02 pm
banjra g ap ko to pata hai k main dil nahi torti magr na b kar dati hun
to aj b esa hi hai k sari umar to ap mare hath ka nahi kaho ge na
main kab tak ap logun ko kelati rahun gi to esa hai ap log b sadi ki tayaryn karo
ap ko b wo hi bana k deya kare gi yeh hi hal hai is ka
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on Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:24 pm
arey swera jee main nay apni babhi ka kaha tha app ka to nahi na or babhi bhi admin ki wife Tongue sticking chee :032: haan ager app chaho to fr ban kay khila sakti ho
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or jab app sab ki babhi a jai gi ya koi muj ko mil jai gi to main app sab ko us kay haath kay parathay khila doon ga
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on Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:49 pm
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:arey swera jee main nay apni babhi ka kaha tha app ka to nahi na or babhi bhi admin ki wife Tongue sticking chee :032: haan ager app chaho to fr ban kay khila sakti ho
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or jab app sab ki babhi a jai gi ya koi muj ko mil jai gi to main app sab ko us kay haath kay parathay khila doon ga

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on Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:10 am
admin itna muskuratay nahi hain
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on Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:08 pm
:026: banjara tari to :040: :038:
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on Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:38 pm
arey meri payari si fr swera jeeeeeeeeee app nay apna jumla complete nahi kiya

plz complete ur sentence 4 me
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on Sat Jul 25, 2009 4:40 pm
bombay rockers ka song b hai

Teri To, Teri Ta, Hamesha Yaad Satave :020:


I dont know what your saying but all I know is that I came to party!


Teri To, Teri Ta, Hamesha Yaad Satave:020:

banjara g ;
shaid ye sunana cha rhi hai swera app ko ,,,,,,,, kion swera ??????
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on Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:08 pm
nahi main ne etna hi bolna tha ab ap ko zeda bol b nahi sakti hun na
etna hi kafi hai
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on Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:08 am
nahi nahi janab app bolo muj ko jo bolana chahati ho bolo app meri fr ho app ko pura pura haq hai bolanay ka
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on Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:00 am
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote::026: banjara tari to :040: :038:


tere to tere to tere to hamesha yad sataye ...

age nahe ata :031:



wese bhabi yar ap ne to hme bhula he deya..
sirf banjara ko he kilana ha kya. deken na kha kha ke kitna mota hogaya ha... :038:
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on Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:04 am
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:banjra g ap ko to pata hai k main dil nahi torti magr na b kar dati hun
to aj b esa hi hai k sari umar to ap mare hath ka nahi kaho ge na
main kab tak ap logun ko kelati rahun gi to esa hai ap log b sadi ki tayaryn karo
ap ko b wo hi bana k deya kare gi yeh hi hal hai is ka
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saweera dear kya karun me to kab se yahe keh raha hun magar ami abu nahe mante koi ao na unhe manane ke leye..
phir me be ap sub ko apko bhabi ke hath ke paratne nahe kilaonga.. :023:

balke sare khud he kha jaonga... :029:
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on Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:58 am
hahhaha killergirls g main ne ap ko b bola tha
aur rahi ami ki baat k manti nahi to un ko
pata ho ga k khud hi parathe khaye ga sare
hum ko nahi khelaye ga to ese leye nahi manti hun gi na
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on Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:53 pm
sweera main to ab is baray main tum say baat nahi karon ga


wesay lagta hai ab pharathay khanay kay liay muj ko shadi kerni paray gi :023:
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on Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:19 am
sawera je yar tum he akar mere ami abu ko samjhao na yar..

itna zulam wo be ek masum se nazuk se bache par.....

na insafe ha sara sar na insafiii :026:
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on Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:23 am
banjara ap fikar na karo ...


agar tume yad ho to desi...... aur kuri...... alrdy mujood hain...

aram se parate khaenge wo be dobule maze se .....:p
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on Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:53 am
haan killer wesay bhi desi girl ab yaha a he gai hai
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on Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:27 am
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAAR NICE MUJA NAHI PATA THA K NASTA BANANA ETNA ASAN HOTA HA.......... :031:

ناشتہ بناے کی نسبت ناشتہ کھانا زیادہ آسان کام ہے، اور میں تو صرف آسان کام ہی کیا کرتا ہوں۔مگر کلر گرلز کے ہاتھوں کا بنا ہوا ناشتہ تو بالکل نہیں کروںگا۔ کیونکہ اس نے یہ سب کچھ ان لڑکیوں سے سیکھا ہو گا، جنہیں یہ قتل کرتا رہا ہے۔
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on Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:36 pm
bandar kia janay adrak ka sawad Tongue sticking chee nashta kerna hai to kabhi kabhi subha subha gari nikalon or gujarawala say ker kay ao nashta
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on Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:52 am
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:bandar kia janay adrak ka sawad Tongue sticking chee nashta kerna hai to kabhi kabhi subha subha gari nikalon or gujarawala say ker kay ao nashta


Ohh hu ! Banjara Gee !!! Aap keun Killergirl ko bundar keh rahey hu

, bechary bundar bhi naraz hu jaengey.

Keunke Bundrun main abhi tuk koi Bunriya killer nahi bana, woh to

buss bunriya-lover hi kehlaty hain.

Aur agar killergirl ko gussa aa giya to phir na aap ki khair hai aur na

meri, bhai killer to killer hi hota hai, lover to nahi bun skta nan !!!
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on Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:34 pm
Tongue sticking chee
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on Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:14 pm
killer killer he hota hai mager kuch killer bhi payar say kill kertay hain
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on Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:52 pm
Lakin Ye kIller Waisay nahi Hai .Just joking smiley
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on Tue Sep 15, 2009 7:38 am
musa jab ya tuj ko kill karay ga tab batana kay ya kesa killer hai payar say kill kernay wala ya gussay main
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on Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:36 am
janu jab aisa ho ga dekhii jai gii.. Tongue sticking chee
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