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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:23 am
DEAR FORUM FRIENDS ND MEMBER....!!!!
MANE NOTE KEYA HA K ES FORUM MA KHAWATEEN KOI TOTKE BATA HE NAHE RAHEN TO PESH HA MERA APNA NASHTA BANANE KA TAREEKA.... :023:

UMEED HA AP SUB HANSENGE NAHE... BALKE KHOOB KILKELA KAR KEHKE LAGAENGE... :011:




TO JANAB !!
SUB SE PEHLE PESH HA EGG ND PARATE BANANE KA TAREKA...

TO BARE ATE HA EGG BANANE KE...!!!
IN JUST 3 EASY STEPS.... :033:

1st.DOSTON SUB SE PEHLE AP EK FRY PAN LE KKAR USME TORA SA OOIL DAL DEN...
2nd. OIL KE GARAM HOTE HE PAN ME EGGS DAL DEN AUR UPER SE HASBE ZAIKA NAMAK DAL DEN...
3RD. PHIR CHAHE TO USE MIS KAR DEN CHAHE TO USE USE TARAH PAKAEN ....


NOW TASTY PARATE...!!!
MUJE KHUD ME PAKANA NAHE ATA BUT

USKE LEYE JUST 1 EASY STEP HA...

WO YE KE..!!

EGG PAKANE SE PEHLE MARKET JA KAR APNE LEYE GARMA GARM PARATE LE AYEN,..... 001




UMEED HAIN SUB KHHOB ENJOY KAR KE NASHTA KARENGE...!!!!

THNKSSS.....
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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:42 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAAR NICE MUJA NAHI PATA THA K NASTA BANANA ETNA ASAN HOTA HA.......... :031:


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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:15 pm
janab hum se mashware leya karo nashta kya apke to zindage he asan hojaege.........:p
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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:16 pm
hmmm nice yaar killer bohat hee asan tareeqa hai


mager aik mushkil hai main bohat budha admi hoon akalay bazar na nahi ja sakta ager bazar na gaya to paratha kesay lay ker aon ga
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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:18 pm
simple banjare...

shop wale se baat kar ke home dilvvry mangwaya karo..... :011:
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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:42 pm
nahi yaar bahi ya fasiliti hamaray rwp main nahi ai kay tandoor wala ya fasility rakhay
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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:32 pm
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:nahi yaar bahi ya fasiliti hamaray rwp main nahi ai kay tandoor wala ya fasility rakhay


wasa es baat ka tu ma b gawa hun killer bahi k ya fasiblite rwp ma nahi ha................to ab ap jalde sa bajra bahi ko es ka hal batyen...................kiyon k kal ko mane b buda hona ha............ 8)


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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:58 pm
to janab iska ek he hal reh gaya ap 2no ek nokar rak len jo apke leye dailya garma garam parate laya karega simple..... :023:
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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:43 pm
killer bahi kud sucho ap ager hum nokar rakna ke ayshe aford kar sakta tu pher ap sa yahan hum kiyon poch raha hota nasta banana k tareka......... :018:


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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:47 pm
esa karte hain me he apka nokar ban jata hun,......... uske badle muje admnstr banaya jaega,....... manzoor ha...????? :011:
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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:02 pm
ap na sahed para nahi gur sa mara massge ko mane sath ya b leka ha k hum nokar aford nahi kar sakta hain........ 001


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on Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:56 pm
to janab tab to ek he final kaam hosakta ha,..........
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on Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:07 pm
janab kahan gae sub ke sub..........????? :031:
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on Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:10 pm
kia kaam ho sakta hai killer sahab zara hum ko bhi pata chalay
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on Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:38 pm
kaam ye hosakta ha janab ke ap nashta he na karen......... :011:
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on Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:56 pm
ager nasta he nahi karna hota tu hum bath kar yahan ap sa tareka kiyon poch raha hota nasta banana k............... ?:018:


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on Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:16 pm
yar ek bache ke mukhalif 2 2 buzurg thats not fair yar....
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on Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:33 am
hamm nice aj main bohat din bad ayi to
yahn to bohat kuch ho geya hai sab ne bohat achi batin ki
han to ab ap sab ka masala hal karti hun asan sa hal hai
mami se bolo nashta bana din ap ka masla hi hal ho jaye ga aur pher
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kese nokar k hath main nahi na hi bazar se laye hue parathe ki
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on Mon Jul 13, 2009 6:17 pm
arey welcome again sweera jee admin ka to pata nahi main nay app ko bohat miss kiya wo is liay app ko main nay behan jo kaha tha koi bhi galat na samjhay is liay wazahat ki hai Tongue sticking chee

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on Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:44 pm
sawera dear magar me keh raha ta ke agar gar me akeele hoon tab kya karna chahye?????????????/


agar mom gar me he na ho to??? :031:
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on Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:50 pm
are janab banjara jee humne apko buzurg ke nam se nawaza aur ap ne khud ko budha keh deya kher to ha janab.?
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on Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:05 pm
killer je ya tu ap ko batna ha na gher ma akla hun mama b gher na hun tu pher kasa nasta banta ha.................


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on Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:47 pm
yar admin ab esa karte hain apke shadi kisi ache se pyare see sewet se larki se kara dete hain jo ke alrdy mujood ha..

tab apke leye asan ho jaega..


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on Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:50 am
killer tum akelay nahi ho main bhi hoonn a babhi kay haath say nashta kernay wala
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on Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:55 pm
aree teek ha yar koi bat nahe banjara dono he bhabi ke hat ka nashta karenge ab deeer ha bhai aur bhabi ke haan karne ke... :023:
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