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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:43 pm
Interviewer:
What is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye bewakoof _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:44 pm
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:45 pm
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:46 pm
One tourist from U.S.A. Asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:49 pm
Lecturer: write a note on ****hi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "****i was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:49 pm
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
Adjusted the mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
Wife? Sit behind. I will drive.


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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:50 pm
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
And how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!


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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:51 pm
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.


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