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on Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:52 pm
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dejki men pani dalo or chule pe ubalne k liye rakh do or bich andee dal so 5 mint bad andee teyar

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on Tue Sep 01, 2009 2:32 pm
mauzam musa ko atamad kay liay chapkalli kay anday khanay parain gay Tongue sticking chee
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:oye musa ye sab etmad ki bat hai or ye etmad ande khane se ata hai ab tum b kal se shuro karo shabash


Yaar pehly to mera aik masla kro, main ne aik uchlta koodta howa desi

aanda dekha hai, ye to confirm nahi hai, ke woh already ubla howa hai

ya nahi, magar mujhy to sirf uss desi aandey ko apny aik dost ko gift

kernaa hai, ussey haandi main dalney ka tareeqa batla doo.
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on Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:08 am
main bata doon shaitan je
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on Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:44 pm
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:main bata doon shaitan je


Phir juldi sey batla doo, shurma keun rahey hu??

Mujh sey kissi fees ki tawaqa mutt rukhna,

Main muft-khura Shaitan hun.
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:oye musa ye sab etmad ki bat hai or ye etmad ande khane se ata hai ab tum b kal se shuro karo shabash

wah re wahh

acha hall hai ye

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:mauzam musa ko atamad kay liay chapkalli kay anday khanay parain gay [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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on Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:00 pm
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:oye musa ye sab etmad ki bat hai or ye etmad ande khane se ata hai ab tum b kal se shuro karo shabash


Yaar pehly to mera aik masla kro, main ne aik uchlta koodta howa desi

aanda dekha hai, ye to confirm nahi hai, ke woh already ubla howa hai

ya nahi, magar mujhy to sirf uss desi aandey ko apny aik dost ko gift

kernaa hai, ussey haandi main dalney ka tareeqa batla doo.


haha shetan bhai yar ap ne teek farmaya ese ek ande ko to mene be deka ha... wese kis dost ko gift karna ha ye desi anda?
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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:oye musa ye sab etmad ki bat hai or ye etmad ande khane se ata hai ab tum b kal se shuro karo shabash


Yaar pehly to mera aik masla kro, main ne aik uchlta koodta howa desi

aanda dekha hai, ye to confirm nahi hai, ke woh already ubla howa hai

ya nahi, magar mujhy to sirf uss desi aandey ko apny aik dost ko gift

kernaa hai, ussey haandi main dalney ka tareeqa batla doo.



haha shetan bhai yar ap ne teek farmaya ese ek ande ko to mene be deka ha... wese kis dost ko gift karna ha ye desi anda?


Haseenun ke Qatil :::

Aap kiya janu mery uss dost ko.
Mera woh dost bahut hi la-parwah sa hai,
Itna la-parwah ke woh to apny dost ko bhi nahi pehchanta.

Bhai mera woh dost, bahut bulandi per meh-wey parwaz hai, ussey kafi gehraee main dekhny main kuch diqqat hu rahi hai.
Chunachy main ne soocha keun na uska mun-pasand aanda hi uskey hawaly ker diya jaey.
Shayed issi trah ussey apny bholay bissry dost ki yaad aa jaey !!!
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on Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:13 pm
hmmm janab app us desi anday ko pehlay to payar say apnay jaal main pasao [ or ya app say behter koi nahi ker sakta ] phir wo asani say jaha app kaho kay us kay ander chala jai ga phir chahay wo handi ho ya cooker
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on Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:18 am
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:hmmm janab app us desi anday ko pehlay to payar say apnay jaal main pasao [ or ya app say behter koi nahi ker sakta ] phir wo asani say jaha app kaho kay us kay ander chala jai ga phir chahay wo handi ho ya cooker

Yaar Kya hoo gaya Hia..Tongue sticking chee

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[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:oye musa ye sab etmad ki bat hai or ye etmad ande khane se ata hai ab tum b kal se shuro karo shabash


Yaar pehly to mera aik masla kro, main ne aik uchlta koodta howa desi

aanda dekha hai, ye to confirm nahi hai, ke woh already ubla howa hai

ya nahi, magar mujhy to sirf uss desi aandey ko apny aik dost ko gift

kernaa hai, ussey haandi main dalney ka tareeqa batla doo.


haha shetan bhai yar ap ne teek farmaya ese ek ande ko to mene be deka ha... wese kis dost ko gift karna ha ye desi anda?


Haseenun ke Qatil :::

Aap kiya janu mery uss dost ko.
Mera woh dost bahut hi la-parwah sa hai,
Itna la-parwah ke woh to apny dost ko bhi nahi pehchanta.

Bhai mera woh dost, bahut bulandi per meh-wey parwaz hai, ussey kafi gehraee main dekhny main kuch diqqat hu rahi hai.
Chunachy main ne soocha keun na uska mun-pasand aanda hi uskey hawaly ker diya jaey.
Shayed issi trah ussey apny bholay bissry dost ki yaad aa jaey !!!


Aray Wo Kon Hai ? Tongue sticking chee
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on Tue Sep 22, 2009 10:29 pm
AB USKA NAAM ME BATUNGA TO SUB KAHENGE KHUD KE TAREEF KAR RAHA HA..:p

IS LEYE HUMARE SHAITAN BHAI YA BANJARA BHAI AP HE BATA DEN KON HA WO HANDSOME SA PYARA SA NANA MUNA SA SUB KA PYARA.........:d
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IS LEYE HUMARE SHAITAN BHAI YA BANJARA BHAI AP HE BATA DEN KON HA WO HANDSOME SA PYARA SA NANA MUNA SA SUB KA PYARA.........:d

Shaitan ke munh se apni tareef kerwaty howy yaar tumhen kuch

dur nahi lagta.

Khain aisa na hu, ke forum ke dosry dost ye samjh lain, ke tum

Shaitan ke bhai hu, to phir tum bhi Shaitan hi hungey.

Nahi yaar, tum killer hi achhy lagty hau, aik forum main 2 / 2

Shaitan akthy hona koi achhi baat nahi hai, phir bechary Admin

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on Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:27 am
Admin ka kia hai us nay tum dono ko kick mar deni hai is forum say Tongue sticking chee
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:019: agar yeh dekhna ho k anday kharab tu nahi tu anday ko side se thoda sa toor k dekh lena chahia.
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YAAR WOH HUMAIN KICK MAAR KER HI YAHAN LAYA THA, KIYA WAPSI KE LIEY USKE PAAS

KOI DOSRA TAREEQA NAHI HAI ???


Banjara Gee, MUJHY TO AAP PER TRUS AA RAHA HAI, KE AAP NEY AISY ADMIN KO PALA HOWA HAI,

JAEN JA KER USSEY KISSI FOOTBALL GROUND MAIN CHOOD KER AAEN. FORUM MAIN UNHEN KUEN

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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:37 am
Admin Sir, kahan hu ???

Dekh lu Banjara aap ko ruswa krny per tulla howa hai !!!
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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:25 pm
hahahahahahaha
jo khud ruswa ho
wo dosron ko hi ruswa kerne pe tulla hota hai other17


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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:00 pm
arey shaitan jani
ya such main antiqe pice hai
tab he to is say itni mohabat hai humain
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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:14 pm
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on Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:42 pm
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on Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:45 pm
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Husnain Jutt Ka Chorrii Hua Tha Shaid Isii K Pass Ho Ga.. Straight face
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